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[thoroff]

Got a thing you want to do with Robin/Wren? Feel free to hit me up!

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for squanderlust

[thoroff]

(cont'd)
[There's a notable pause before her next response.]

I daresay this is one situation where candor is appropriate.

[squanderlust]

You see my problem. I want to be honest with you, our tactician, without making you think I'm some obsessed pervert. Even if it might be a little late for thoughts like those.

[thoroff]

So be honest with me. It's going to take a lot more than a few comments to make me think that.

[squanderlust]

Fine.

I don't think that a single person in the army has a chest that they shouldn't be immensely proud of. Least of all you.

[thoroff]

Goodness! I'm flattered, truly.

[squanderlust]

I feel like you might have been expecting something... raunchier, with how much time I spent dithering over this.

Were you someone like Noire or Cynthia, I'd feel more comfortable truly speaking my mind, if we're being honest with each other. But you're someone's mother... which no doubt contributes.

[thoroff]

Well, I can't say that isn't understandable.

As much as my curiosity is piqued.

[squanderlust]

I may as well just say it. If I had the chance to see you in any state of undress, even as simple as smallclothes or swimwear, I would treasure the memory for the rest of my life.

You're extremely attractive.

for flowerpetalfortune

[thoroff]

(cont'd)
Of course not, but sometimes I just feel like I should offer her a reminder nonetheless.

[flowerpetalfortune]

Does her actions truly bother you that badly?

[This question would either open up a wonderful revelation or, more probable, be the stupidest question ever asked.]

[thoroff]

Have you ever been stalked before?

[Definitely a stupid question.]

[flowerpetalfortune]

I guess they bother you that badly.

Also no, not really.

But I see your point in wanting to remind her.

Perhaps friendship makes it worse? Gives her hope that you would change your mind.

I don’t know. I’m not really good at this sort of advice, but I want to help you.

[thoroff]

You'd think the husband and son would dash that handily.

I know, and I appreciate it.

[flowerpetalfortune]

You can always fake your death and come back with an eyepatch and a mustache.

It might take a bit of coordination.

[thoroff]

I'll think about it.

[She won't, really.]

[flowerpetalfortune]

What if we pretended you were attacked by bandits?

Or you sacrificed yourself to save Chrom?

Those would work.